When I start working, I want my best friend to be just like him. XD
Well, I have my stupid little sister to blame for that. Her and her stupid penchant for all things locally televized and overdone with melodramatic overtones. Her and her stupid love for that damn remake of a popular 80's telenovela which my own mother personally watched and remembers with tears in her eyes.
Damn you, Maria Flordeluna...why the hell did you have to get interesting?
Why the hell did Gary have to use Leo's best friend to plant false evidence into his computer supporting Leo's alleged protection of the country's smuggling syndicate?
Why the hell did Mamita and Wilma have to be such vile bitches worthy of hellish flagellation from Beelzebub himself?
Why did Jo have to walk around carrying Leo's baby just days before he was shot by his very own half-brother.
Damn mother and sister...ang lakas ng impluwensya ninyo.
At least that's one more IRL show me and my sister agree on.
The other two are CSI and Project Runway.
Could you possibly call this sisterly bonding? HOSNAP. *shudders*
(totally unrelated topic ahead)
I felt like uploading this cos it amuses me too much!
- Current Mood: aggravated
This morning, while chugging down pancakes and listening to Def Leppard's Pour Some Sugar on Me on max volume (my dad's not here, he's at Hiroshima :P) some comic ideas for my chibi OrgyXIII hit me.
XALDIN AND XIGBAR RECRUITING ADVENTURES!!!
- Current Mood: depressed
And the chances of getting a female Lucario are like 12% to a whopping 88.
Vespiqueen? 100% X Chromosome.
- Current Location:Hearthome City
- Current Music:Who Do You Think You Are?: Spice Girls
Ever notice how Xaldin, Xigbar and Saix have different ears from the rest? I did, and I'm kinda peeved that Squeenix didn't really elaborate on their past lives so as to give explanations for their weird shell-likes. It could just be me, but I think that these three are the last members of a dead race of pariahs.
It would explain the personalities they possess in squick-worthy fanfics, which border on brutal and almost machiavellian-sadistic.
These three would be the sole survivors of a race of heretics and cannibals whose homeworld was wiped out completely by the heartless. Braig and Dilly ended up together on some planet while Sai (let's call him that now, 'kay, or would you rather have Isa?) somehow got thrown to another entirely different world. Braig and Dilly woke up in the slave trade and were bought by Ansem, who was under a bet by a friend that he couldn't turn the two of them into amiable human beings within a month.
Sai, on the other hand, ended up better. The personal sex slave of some socialite with a mean streak and a dungeon-ful of toys and a harem of hungry girlies ready for some action from their mistress' fave boytoy.
Yeah, I need to get out more.
- Current Mood: curious
First off, POKEMON PEARL!!!! hfjdhjgsjgjfhfl;wkdjefwiriejdcnvhgfiuhre
Secondly, I MANAGED TO SWIPE THE OFFICIAL 300 FILM ART BOOK!!! Contains concept art, pre-production pics and other machismo-speedo goodies worth oogling over. It's awesome. Srsly. AWESOME.
Thirdly, Ten Tenors. Awesomeness. Total Awesomeness. Their song "Here's to the Heroes" reminds me strongly of 300. Listen to it and see. Agree with me, I say!
That's all for today, bye now.
- Current Mood: cheerful
I would like to think that Braig looks something like Vincent, so that would make him look...well...sexy. XD
And I think Victoria agrees with me.
- Current Mood: pensive
- Current Music:Pumping Iron
Four, tres, two, uno
Listen up ya'll, Cuz this is it
The beat that I'm bangin' is de-li-cious
Xigbalicious definition make fan-girls go loco
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo
You could see me, you can't squeeze me
I ain't easy, I ain't naughty
I got reasons why I shot 'em
Girls just come and go like seasons
Xigbalicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that junk is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them guns on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
So delicious (It's shot, shot)
So delicious (I put them guns on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
Xigbalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)
My amusement levels have reached all new high here.
- Current Mood: excited