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Dear God,

The last the few months of my 3rd Year in SPCP were hellish like having to sit through a Lindsay Lohan/Hillary Duff movie marathon minus Mean Girls. Ala Ludovico Technique. All thanks to one particular wench who, no offense to her family, was the first actual person I had ever met who I could say was a slut.

54 boyfriends/stalkers/boyfriend wannabes. (She told me this)

Went to bar right after prom with her boyfriend to do the bar-hopping thing. (She told me this too. TMI, sweetie, TMI)

Bazooms the size of "OHTHEHUMANITY" zeppelins rivalling those of Dolly "Be-Bop-A-Lula!" Parton. It's the bra, not the bazooms that make them...float like balloons. Srsly. She likes 'em that way.

She was nice, but that can only take you so far. She was stupid, which is a bad combination if you weep like your precious pet scottie died simply because yo' mama forbade you from going to the mall one 'noon and nothing more (which by the way was a punishment she got for staying at a friend's place until 1 in the wee morn. She told me this too.) and you didn't help out one bit in our World His project. Apparently, she needs help rephrazing Leonardo's accomplishments into her own words. You cannot spell AGONY or SCRATCH without aid, please grow a few brain cells dear.

St. Paul may be a good(?) school, but also consider your abilities and limitations. Please, go to a school which can prove much easier for you to keep up with. Because if I hear you say "Great Britain" ala Nora Aunor AGAIN I'll kill you. 15 times I taught it to you, and you still couldn't get it. 

The dislike started when she became my seatmate. WORST EXPERIENCE EVER.

Not dislike, more of pity, because the only thing she's good at is all but within the vein of beautifying the self.

 All in the name of looking hot for the boiz.

 (Not to nitpick, but who the fuck buys 4k worth of contact lenses just to look PRETTY? Sana nagsalamin ka na lang, it would make you look slightly smarter.)

PLEASE DON'T LET HER BE MY CLASSMATE NEXT YEAR.
PLEASE OH PLEASE.

I'm on my knees, I'm on my nose.

:(

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hoki_miyamoto
Jun. 11th, 2007 12:31 pm (UTC)
hiya fel..:D woah!! who is this person?? hehehe!!

xombiefreak
Jun. 11th, 2007 11:56 pm (UTC)
A 15-year old classmate of mine. Pity the fool who thinks she's living the Paris Life.
victoria_07
Jun. 12th, 2007 06:08 am (UTC)
I know how you feel. XDDD
I've had a lot of classmates like that, so far. XDDDD

BTW, we're classmates! :D
xombiefreak
Jun. 12th, 2007 07:28 am (UTC)
Orly? Sweet!
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